tylergoulston:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

no. treat me like your homework. slam me on the table and do me all night long

ill treat you like my homework and ignore you for as long as possible, then do you quickly and forget about you

lorhs:

Pieces for my follower giveaway winners! First place went to ahnaliese, featuring their OC and the runner up sketch is Makoto from Free! for newtongirl. Thanks for following!

i have a werthers original and im trying to open it in class quietly. gonna enjoy this werthers original in about 2 hours

glowcloud:

im gonna fart so loud and when i leave you will finally understand why storms are named after people

shalrath:

people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

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people who take drunk driving lightly need to stoppe

livershit:

kramer spots an xbox

livershit:

kramer spots an xbox

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*