i hate mowing the lawn

one of our neighbors owns a landscaping business and everyone on our street uses them except us

and their lawns are all weedless and perfect middle class suburban white picket fence etc all the time

meanwhile i’m steering like helen keller around all the stupid shit my mom plants in the yard and it comes out like a pollock work and the landscapers are probably watching from their windows and laughing and high-fiving and getting phone calls from their customers on our street

also the “dust guard” on the grass clipping bag thing is utter bullshit and does not work